Currently in bird hell

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
goorduard
caesarsaladinn

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

caesarsaladinn

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

aplpaca

muppetness of said offspring

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mollyjames
dyatlovpassingprivilege

don't really care about zelda so i'll be brainstorming ways to claim that it's morally wrong to play and/or post about. watch this space

i don't have any money but gg and have fun if you're investing in the experience gymnast86 already holds the world record at 1:34:00 and that's all i can quote literally afford to care about at the moment i screamed when i saw his run pop up on my feed. literally jumped for joy and squealed like an elementary school-aged child on xmas gymnast is one of my favorite zelda speedrunners and he is on top of this shit by the way go watch his Twilight Princess Any% Tool Assisted Speedrun. it's great. on that note go watch any of his runs. Skyward Sword (wii) Any% TP Any% and the All 3D Zeldas marathon runs are my go-to to listen to the tricks in SS Any% are mind-boggling and every way runners manage to save time in TP Any% is fascinating. Twilight Princess runs are different on every platform TP HD runs look pretty different from the og platforms about halfway through and the Gamecube and Wii speedruns are starkly different. it's like night and day. Gamecube is faster bevquse there's a trick with the gale boomerang you can pull off that doesn't exist on Wii because of how the sword works with the motion controls anyways I went off on a tangent here these tags are now completely off topic but go watch Zelda speedruns they're something else
skoomabong
oniongarlic

oil painters watching watercolourists and acrylic painters pour cadmium, titanium, lead, copper sulphates, etc. down the sink because they equate being water soluble with being non toxic:

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oniongarlic

For anyone worrying about the paints they used in school or lessons: If your teacher did not warn you about the chemicals in the paint it is likely that those classes used NON TOXIC paints suitable for use by younger people and beginners. Non toxic paint does exist and it is widely used!

However: when you upgrade to using actual pigments [like Cadmium Yellow instead of your beginner's "Yellow Paint"] that is when you have to start being mindful of the chemical pigments. Just because something is water soluble does NOT mean it's ok to dump into the water system. Go online and find out how to dispose of these chemicals properly!

ditto also don't fucking paint your body with oil paints you'll hurt yourself